Holiday Inn Express & Suites Bonifay By IHG Bonifay United States

Bonifay's BEST Hotel? Holiday Inn Express Review!

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my experience at the Holiday Inn Express in Bonifay, Florida, that's calling itself "BEST Hotel". And honestly? After my stay, I might just agree. Let's get messy with this, shall we?

First Impressions and Straight-Up Accessibility (Woo-hoo! Or, You Know, Important.)

Okay, so Bonifay isn't exactly known for its… well, anything, really. But the Holiday Inn Express? Pretty darn accessible. This is a big win for me. The lack of a fancy entrance, the elevators working (YES!), and ramps? I mean, you're setting a good first tone. I needed it to be wheelchair accessible and they did not disappoint.

It got me thinking… Accessibility? That's not just a legal requirement, it's about freedom, man. Freedom to actually enjoy a getaway. So, HUGE kudos to them for making that a priority. They also have a good amount of other Services and conveniences like elevators, and facilities for disabled guests.

Internet – The Lifeline. (And the Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! Praise Be!)

Look, in this day and age, internet access is an absolute MUST. I'm not backpacking, I'm working from my remote cabin. So the Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms!? Amazing! Not just in the rooms, but in Wi-Fi in public areas as well! And let me tell you, it's been a lifesaver because I had the unfortunate problem of relying on the WIFI for my work (don’t do this) and thankfully, it worked. Good internet is key, and this one has it.

Cleanliness and Safety – My Inner Germaphobe Was Thrilled.

This year has made me a bit of a clean freak anyway, so I really paid attention to this. And again, Holiday Inn Express did well. The Daily disinfection in common areas was a comfort, as was the Rooms sanitized between stays. I even saw them using Anti-viral cleaning products. Honestly, it felt clean. And that's HUGE. Knowing the staff is trained and following proper protocol is even better. They had Hand sanitizer every single time you need it. They did a good job!

The Room Itself – Comfort is Key (And Maybe a Little Too Much TV?)

My room (a non-smoking one, obviously) was surprisingly spacious. It had all the basics: a comfy bed, a decent shower, and the all-important Coffee/tea maker. The Additional toilet was a plus. I appreciated the Blackout curtains because, hello, sleep! And the Extra long bed was perfect for me, I am a tall man with no complaints.

The only slight issue? The TV. It was too easy to get sucked in. I spent way too long watching reruns of some show I don’t admit to. Satellite/cable channels included.

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Bring Your Appetite… and Maybe a Diet Coke.

The Breakfast [buffet] situation was… well, it was a Holiday Inn Express breakfast. You know the drill. Waffles that are perfectly fine, but not exactly gourmet. Cereal, the usual suspects. There was a pretty good Coffee/tea in restaurant.

The Snack bar was a lifesaver when the I was craving something sweet at midnight. It had a good collection of Bottle of water.

Things to Do, Ways to Relax – Poolside Bliss (and Nothing Else, Really)

Okay, Bonifay isn't exactly teeming with tourist attractions. But the Swimming pool [outdoor] at the hotel was a real plus. It was clean, well-maintained, and the perfect spot to unwind. I would not mind sitting in the pool because I can just relax! They do not have a Pool with view, but it is what it is.

Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter

The 24-hour Front desk was a huge help when I locked myself out the other night (oops!). The Concierge tried his best, but let's be real, there's not much a Concierge can do in Bonifay. The Laundry service was a bonus, especially after a week of hiking. And the Free Car Park [on-site] was a definite win.

For the Kids – A Family Affair (Or… Maybe Not?)

They do have Kids facilities, but I didn’t bring my kids. It seems kid-friendly, but it's a Holiday Inn Express in Bonifay, so don't expect a water park.

Getting Around – Wheels Are Your Best Friend

Unless you plan on staying glued to the hotel, you'll definitely want a car. Car park [free of charge] is an absolute blessing. They have Car park [on-site] as well. I did drive, so I didn't bother to use the Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, or Taxi service.

The Quirky Stuff (Because Let’s Be Honest, That’s What Makes It Memorable)

So, here's the thing. Bonifay is… well, it's got character. And the Holiday Inn Express? It kinda does too. It's not a five-star experience, but it's got a certain charm. My memory of the hotel is just great!

The Verdict – Bonifay’s Best? Maybe. Definitely Worth the Stay.

Okay, so is the Holiday Inn Express in Bonifay the "BEST" hotel? Maybe. It’s definitely good. It's clean, accessible, and has a decent pool (which, let's face it, is the most important thing). It feels safe. The staff is friendly. For the price and the location, it's a solid choice. Would I stay there again? Absolutely. It’s the best option in Bonifay, and that’s not a bad thing at all.

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Are you looking for a comfortable, reliable, and accessible stay in Bonifay? Look no further than the Holiday Inn Express!

Unbeatable Accessibility: Enjoy a stress-free stay with our wheelchair-accessible rooms, elevators, and facilities designed for your comfort.
Stay Connected: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms and public areas ensures you're always connected, whether you're working, relaxing, or streaming your favorite shows.
Clean and Safe: Rest easy knowing we prioritize your safety with daily disinfection, anti-viral cleaning, and staff trained in safety protocols.
Relax and Unwind: Take a dip in our inviting outdoor pool, perfect for soaking up the Florida sun.
Convenience at Your Fingertips: Enjoy a 24-hour front desk, grab-and-go breakfast, and other amenities designed to make your stay effortless.

Don't wait! Book your stay at the Holiday Inn Express in Bonifay today and experience the best Bonifay has to offer. But seriously, plan to drive, there is literally nothing else out here.

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Holiday Inn Express & Suites Bonifay By IHG Bonifay United States

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is the chaotic, beautiful mess that is my Bonifay, Florida adventure, powered by the questionable charm of the Holiday Inn Express & Suites. (And caffeine. Lots of caffeine.)

The Bonifay Bonanza: A Trainwreck (Hopefully Fun)

Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (Bonifay Bound!)

1:30 PM: Land in Panama City Beach (or, let's be honest, a nearby airport vaguely resembling a beach). The flight was… a flight. Baby screams and a guy who clearly forgot deodorant. Already wondering why I do this to myself. Packed in a sardine can, yet again.
2:30 PM: Rental car pick-up. Praying to the car gods for a decent model. Got a… beige sedan. Beige is the color of "meh." Still, at least it has AC. (Florida, you know?)
3:00 PM - 4:30 PM: The Drive. The open road! The promise of adventure! Mostly, the promise of endless, flat, beige-tinged landscapes. I'm pretty sure I saw a tumbleweed. Okay, maybe not. But close. Spotify is blasting 90s power ballads. Because why not? It is a long ass drive, to say the least.
4:30 PM - 5:00 PM: Arrive at the Holy Inn Express & Suites. Immediate assessment: clean enough. The lobby smells vaguely of chlorine and… hope? The front desk guy seems nice. He gave me a smile! Maybe this won't be a complete disaster. Fingers crossed for a decent bed. And a remote that actually works.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Unpack. Assess the room. The carpet is… something. The view? Nonexistent. But there's a microwave! And a fridge! And free Wi-Fi! This is the peak of luxury, folks.
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner. Uh… where do you eat in Bonifay? Google maps says "Fast Food Row." Sigh. Okay. Let's go with that. I'm thinking… a questionable burger. It is not good. It's a lot of bun, not a lot of burger. The fries are cold. This is what I get for being adventurous.
7:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Stroll around the "town." Population: Mostly trucks. I saw a dog wearing sunglasses. That's pretty much the highlight.
8:00 PM - Bedtime: Watch TV in bed. I mean, it is a Holiday Inn Express, gotta watch something. Realizing that I’m exhausted and the entire day has been a roller coaster of emotions, which is par for the course with any self-respecting trip.

Day 2: Bonifay's Hidden Gems (Maybe?) and the Unexpected Delight

7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Free breakfast. The hotel description said "hot breakfast." Let's hope so. The eggs look… suspicious. The coffee is lukewarm. But hey, there's a waffle maker! I'm making a waffle. Waffle is okay.
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Explore! The Bonifay Historical Society! (I think.) Maybe it's something special. I'm expecting dusty documents and a healthy dose of Southern charm. I'm greeted by a very sweet lady who's probably seen everything. The society is a small building down the road. Okay, history is a little dry. I'm pretty sure I accidentally offended someone by asking too many questions.
9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: The Quest for the Perfect Cup of Coffee and a Quick Adventure. Google once again. This time, some back roads. I'm looking for a small, local place. I spot a little shop. Coffee and pastries!
- 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: The coffee. The barista tells me that she's been baking for thirty years. This is the best coffee I have ever had. Not only that, but I grab a blueberry muffin, and she offers me a sample of something called a "gator tail." That takes some getting used to. Local charm is absolutely working. This small act of kindness and the fantastic food completely turned my perspective on the little town.
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Take a breath. Sit down at my table, and just think. The view: a parking lot. The moment: pure, unadulterated contentment.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. Another questionable burger? No! I'm going back to the cafe. Ordering the same thing I had before, and chatting with the barista. The whole experience feels so much more genuine.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Drive-around and explore. This is where the adventure gets real. The road is dusty, the sun is high, and I'm feeling… surprisingly good. I'm taking in the scenery, the little houses, and the feeling of being out of my bubble.
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Relax. Head back to the hotel, and just chill. Read a book. Reflect on the day. Realizing that every so often, the best adventures come from the least expected places.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: More fast food. Another letdown. I'm starting to realize that Bonifay is not known for its culinary delights.
6:00 PM onwards: Sleep. I'm exhausted. I'm slightly sunburned. I'm happy. (Okay, maybe I drank a little too much coffee.)

Day 3: Departure and Final Thoughts - The Good, The Bad, and the Absolutely Worth It

7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Same as Yesterday. The eggs taste slightly less questionable. The waffle is still good, though.
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Pack. Clean. Check out. I'm leaving with mixed feelings.
9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Drive. The drive back to the airport. The drive back to reality. This is the end.
11:00 AM onwards: Flight. Back to the grind of the everyday. But carrying with me the memory of a small town, a fantastic cup of coffee, and a newfound appreciation for the unexpected.

The Verdict:

Bonifay, Florida, is… not exactly a tourist hotspot. But sometimes, that's the point. Sometimes, it's about getting away, finding the unexpected, and realizing that the best memories are made in the most unlikely places. I would go back to Bonifay. Not because it has perfect fast food or exciting attractions, but because it has an atmosphere, a charm, and people I will remember. It's not fancy, it's not perfect, but it's real. And sometimes, that's all a person needs. Even if the beds are a little lumpy. And the coffee is lukewarm. Maybe especially because of those things. God, I love those blueberry muffins.

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Holiday Inn Express & Suites Bonifay By IHG Bonifay United StatesOkay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the... well, let's be honest, the *only* hotel choice in Bonifay, Florida: The Holiday Inn Express. And trust me, I've got *opinions*. Let's just get this mess started with a big ol' FAQ, because, well, I needed an outlet for this whole experience, okay?

So, Bonifay. Why Bonifay? And, like, why this Holiday Inn Express?

Okay, deep breaths. Bonifay... well, it's the kind of place you *end up* in. Like, you're on a road trip to somewhere *cooler*. For me, it was a family emergency. Let's just say, the highway was the *only* way in and the Holiday Inn Express was the *only* game in town. There’s a certain desperation that sets in, the kind where you become strangely grateful for *any* semblance of a clean-ish room. And yeah, it's that *Holiday Inn Express*.

What's the deal with the free breakfast? Is it edible? Because sometimes, you know... hotel breakfasts. Shudders.

Ah, the breakfast. Alright, so, let’s just say it *exists*. It’s the classic Holiday Inn Express spread: Rubber eggs that somehow manage to be simultaneously overcooked and under-seasoned. The sausage? Questionable. The cereal? *The same three boxes, every single day*. Now, I'm not a food snob, but even *I* was side-eyeing the bagels. But hey, you're in Bonifay. It's fuel. You’re grateful for *something* warm in your belly. But don't go in expecting a Michelin star. The waffle maker, though? That's your ride or die. Freshly made, still warm, ready to absorb a gallon of syrup. That, my friends, is the *high point* of this whole experience.

The Room! What was the room like? Did you find any… surprises? (Mold? A ghost? Just tell me!)

Okay, so the room… *sigh*. It was a room. Beige. Beige *everywhere*. The bedspread? Beige. The curtains? Beige. The carpet? Oh, joy, beige. I swear, the only thing *not* beige was the fluorescent lighting, which, by the way, managed to cast a particularly unflattering glow on everything. Lighting is important, okay! Now, to the surprises! No ghosts that I saw. No mold, Thank God. Cleanliness - let’s just say there was evidence of *previous* guests, like a stray eyebrow hair on the bathroom counter. You know, just the usual. But, look, the AC *worked*. And in Florida, that's practically a miracle. My biggest problem with the room? The incessant hum of the mini-fridge. It was like a tiny, angry robot in the corner. Seriously, it nearly drove me mad.

What about the staff? Were they… human? Or did they seem like they were plotting my demise?

Alright, the staff! Here's the thing: the staff at the Bonifay Holiday Inn Express are probably the *nicest* people you'll meet in Bonifay. They're genuinely trying, they're helpful. They’re probably used to dealing with jaded travelers, okay? And the front desk lady? Bless her heart. She even remembered my name after a couple of days. That little bit of connection...it was the only bit of sanity I had amongst all that beige. I will add, a slight imperfection, there were a couple of issues with the key cards. So be prepared for a little bit of a walk, occasionally. That said... they did everything they could to help!

The pool? Was there a pool? And, more importantly, was it even remotely inviting?

Yes, there was a pool. And, in the sweltering Florida heat, it was... well, it was *there*. It was rectangular and chlorinated. It shimmered invitingly, though I did notice a suspicious amount of leaves. I didn't actually go in. I never got around to it. I did see some kids in it, having the time of their lives. Good for them. You know, it was a *pool*. Enough said.

Let's talk about the location. Is there anything to do in Bonifay besides, you know, exist?

Okay, here's a dose of reality. Bonifay? Well bless its heart, but it's not *exactly* a tourist mecca. You’re reliant on that highway. Across the street: a gas station. Next to that: a fast-food place. You can pretty much see all of Bonifay from your room. But hey, if you like quiet, you’re in luck. If you’re passing through on a road trip? Perfect. Just have low expectations for nightlife. Honestly, the highlight was when I discovered the Dollar General. That place became my pal.

Okay, so, overall. Would you recommend this hotel? Be honest! (And can I bring my own pillow?)

Would I *recommend* the Bonifay Holiday Inn Express? Alright, here’s the real deal. If you need a place to sleep on your way to somewhere, yes. If you're looking for a luxurious getaway? Absolutely not. Bring your own pillow. Definitely bring your own pillow. Think of it as a purely *functional* experience. Clean sheets, hot water, AC. That's the bottom line. It wasn't awful. It was *fine*. It was… Bonifay. You’re gonna be okay. You’ll survive. And that’s really all you can ask for, sometimes.

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