Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Hill Town Resort in Skardu, Pakistan
Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Hill Town Resort in Skardu, Pakistan
Escape to Paradise: Skardu’s Hidden Gem or Paradise Lost? (A Review You Can Actually Trust)
Okay, folks, buckle up. I just got back from a trip to Skardu, Pakistan, and let me tell you, it was an adventure. And at the heart of it? Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Hill Town Resort. The name is… ambitious. Let’s see if it actually lived up to the hype (and my crippling desire for a stress-free vacation). This ain't your typical hotel review – I'm going for raw, unfiltered, and hopefully, helpful. Ready? Let's dive in.
Accessibility: Oh, boy. Skardu is… remote. Getting there is part of the adventure (and potential for a few grey hairs).
- Accessibility: Getting to Skardu itself involves either a hairy flight over the Himalayas (breathtaking, but pray you're not a nervous flyer!) or a long, scenic (and bumpy) drive. Forget about smooth accessibility for anything other than maybe a yak.
- What you should expect: Prepare for a journey! But the views from the plane… chef's kiss. Absolutely worth it.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges, Wheelchair accessible & Facilities for disabled guests: Now this is a tough one. Pakistan is still catching up on accessibility.
- The Honest Truth: While the resort claims to have facilities for disabled guests, I didn’t witness anything specifically designed for wheelchair access. Ramps, elevators – not really a thing. I'd recommend contacting them directly and asking very specific questions if accessibility is a major concern.
Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Wi-Fi in public areas: This is the 21st century, right? Thankfully, Yes!
- The Signal: Wi-Fi was available, thank goodness. In all rooms! Though, like everything else in Skardu, it sometimes sputtered. Don't expect lightning-fast downloads to stream your favourite season. It's Skardu! Embrace the digital detox!
- The Frustration: I had to connect on my own device, then I could work from my room.
- Internet [LAN]: Not a thing in all rooms.
- Internet Services: It offers basic email and browsing.
Things to do, ways to relax: This is where "Escape to Paradise" starts to flex.
- The "Relaxation" Arsenal: They've got a swimming pool (outdoor!), a sauna, a steam room, and a spa. But remember… this is Pakistan. Don't expect a perfectly polished Grecian spa. But it was all clean and ready for use. Still, after a day of hiking / being jostled about on a jeep, the sauna and steamroom were HEAVEN.
- The Fitness Center: I peaked inside. Decently equipped, and it looked like no one else was using it. Win!
- Massage, Body Scrub, Body Wrap: Yes, yes, and yes! (with a caveat). The massages were great at first, but I'm not sure if the massage oil used had any fragrance! Some massage oils don't have any aroma in them.
- Pool with a View: Absolutely. The pool with a view was a definite highlight. Chilling by the pool with a cup of tea after a long day of hiking was the most fun.
Cleanliness and Safety: Okay, this is important, especially given… everything.
- The Sanitization Game: They were definitely trying. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff masked up. Daily disinfection. Rooms sanitized between stays.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: I'd have to ask.
- Hygiene Certification: Nope.
- The "Feeling Safe" Factor: I felt pretty safe, honestly. Skardu itself felt very safe (and welcoming.) I was also very aware of my surroundings.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: Food, glorious food! And let's be honest, a vital part of the "escape."
- Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant: Breakfast. Buffet. This is where things started to go a little off-the-rails. The buffet was small, and the offerings varied wildly. Some days it was amazing (fresh paratha, local jams), other days… well, let's just say I got very familiar with the "toast and jam" option.
- The Drinks Situation: They have a bar (poolside!), but it’s… basic. No fancy cocktails. Just the essentials. And be prepared for potential alcohol limitations – it’s Pakistan, so things can be a little different.
- Food Options: A la carte & Buffet. Lunch & Dinner: The food was decent, but nothing to write home about. It's not a foodie paradise. Stick to the local dishes – they're usually the best.
Services and conveniences:
- Concierge: They were helpful with arranging tours and transportation.
- Currency Exchange: Available.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent. Beds made, clean towels – all the usual.
- Laundry service: YES! Thank goodness.
- Room service [24-hour]: Yes!
- The rooms were impeccably clean, and the staff was genuinely friendly and accommodating, always ready with a smile.
For the kids:
- Family/child friendly: Yes, families are welcome.
- Babysitting service: I didn't see a babysitting service available.
- Kids meal: I didn't see kids meal options.
- Family/child friendly: Yes, families are welcome.
- Kids facilities: I didn't see any kids facilities available.
Available in all rooms:
- The Essentials: Air conditioning, wake-up service, free Wi-Fi, a coffee/tea maker.
- The "Nice to Haves": Hair dryer, safe box, minibar, a balcony or window that opens (crucial for that fresh mountain air!).
- The Inevitable Hiccups: The air conditioning worked, but was a little temperamental. And the water pressure in the shower… well, let's just say I learned to conserve water.
Getting around:
- Airport transfer: Available. Definitely use it.
- Car park [free of charge]: Yes.
- Taxi service: Available.
- Bicycle parking: I didn't see bicycle parking.
My Unsolicited Opinion:
The Good: The location is stunning, the views are incredible, and the staff tries REALLY hard. The pool is a lifesaver after a long hike. The overall vibe is relaxed and friendly.
The Not-So-Good: The internet could be better. The food is hit-or-miss. Accessibility is a definite question mark. It's not a "luxury" resort in the Western sense.
Final Verdict:
Is it truly "Paradise"? Maybe not. But is it a great basecamp for exploring the beauty of Skardu? Absolutely!
Would I go back? Yes, I would. With realistic expectations.
And now, a booking offer, my human recommendation:
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Here's what you'll get:
- Unparalleled Mountain Views: Wake up to the majesty of the Karakoram Range.
- Relaxation & Rejuvenation: Unwind by the pool with a view, treat yourself to a massage (hopefully with fragrant oil!)
- Adventure at Your Doorstep: Explore hiking trails, stunning lakes, and the unique culture of Northern Pakistan.
- Safety and Comfort: Enjoy peace of mind with secure facilities and a friendly, accommodating staff.
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- A complimentary welcome drink at the poolside bar.
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P.S. Pack layers. And get ready for an experience you won't soon forget. This place is raw beauty. And trust me, it's worth it.
Hanoi's Hidden Gem: Skylark Hotel's Unbelievable Luxury!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the glorious, chaotic, and utterly unpredictable adventure that is The Hill Town Resort, Skardu, Pakistan. Forget your pristine spreadsheets and perfect itineraries – this is the real deal, my friends. Prepare for some serious altitude sickness (metaphorically, and maybe literally), breathtaking beauty, and a whole lot of "Did that actually happen?!" moments.
Day 1: Arrival & Altitude Adjustment (aka, Gasps of Wonder and Air Hunger)
- Morning (Somewhere around 9:00 AM - Assuming the flight wasn't delayed, HA!): Arrive at Skardu Airport. Honestly, even the approach is stunning. You're literally flying amongst the mountains. The pilot’s probably thinking, "Is this even real life?", because, well, it's Skardu. The view is so overwhelming, I almost forgot to breathe.
- The Hill Town Resort, CHECK-IN (10:00ish AM): First impressions? Let's just say the first room I saw had a view that could make a saint swear. Then, I saw the stairs. Oh, the stairs! This resort is built on, well, a hill. I'm already huffing and puffing, and I haven't even unpacked. The owner, a jolly chap with eyes that have seen a thousand sunsets (and a few too many tourists, probably), welcomed us with a smile. "Welcome! Altitude, she is a tricky mistress," he chuckled. Truer words, my friend.
- Lunch (12:00 PM): The restaurant! Food is… well, Pakistani food, and it's DELICIOUS! I order biryani, and wow, it makes me forget every last drop of altitude sickness.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Attempt a gentle stroll around the resort. This is where the altitude bites. Five steps and I'm gasping like a fish out of water. The views though… I mean, photos don't do them any justice. It's like the Himalayas themselves are flirting with the sky. I sit on a rock and realize I have a view that would make me never want to leave.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner and a bonfire! They set up a bonfire, and we are so close to the mountain… you can kind of smell the mountain, you know? And under the stars, with mountain views and the sound of our laughter, is a life lesson that I will cherish forever.
Day 2: Deosai Plains (aka, "The Roof of the World" and My Emotional Breakdown)
- Early Morning (6:00 AM - Because we're tourists now!): A ridiculously early wake-up call. I stumble out of bed, convinced I'm still dreaming. But the promise of Deosai, the "Land of Giants," keeps me going.
- The Journey (7:00 AM): We're crammed into a jeep that's seen better days (probably not by much!). The road is… well, let's call it "adventurous". Bumpy, dusty, and punctuated by the occasional near-death experience (mostly involving the sheer cliffs that kiss the road). But the scenery! Oh. My. God.
- Deosai Plains (10:00 AM): We finally get there. It's breathtaking, yes. It’s almost overwhelming. The vastness is overwhelming. I am overcome with a feeling of freedom. I'm an individual of the world for the first time in a long time. Then the wind nearly blows me away. My hat, my sunglasses, I literally lose it and the next 10 minutes I am looking for it.
- The Lakes: We find a lake, and oh, oh, oh! The water is this turquoise dream. I can't stop saying "wow".
- Hiking (12:00 PM): We try to hike, but the altitude is still a jerk. We walk 10 meters and decide to chill out. But the views were worth it, I tell you.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Lunch. Cold, pre-packed sandwiches eaten while staring out like we're the only people left. Then, a random goat decides to photo bomb our selfie. And that's when I think… I found my home. I find the place I don't want to leave.
- Evening (6:00 PM): We head back, and it takes forever to get back. Dinner is something, somehow. I’m already dreaming about coming back.
Day 3: More Exploration & Farewell (aka, "I'm Not Leaving, Am I?")
- Morning (9:00 AM): I wake up wanting a break. It's just a day of sleeping in. Maybe I just need to breathe the fresh air!
- Lunch (12:00 AM): I head to a shop, and I pick up a scarf that I can wear forever. I pick up a tea, that I will cherish forever.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): A walk. Just a walk - to embrace the landscape.
- Farewell Dinner (7:00 PM): It's over. It’s gone. It’s time to leave, and I do not want to. The food is delicious, and the company is even better. And yes, I had a few tears. Because leaving Skardu is like saying goodbye to a little piece of your soul.
- The Departure (The Next Morning): The flight back. As the plane climbs, I look out the window. The mountains are disappearing. But the feeling, the feeling of awe, of peace, of beauty… those are things that will stay with me forever.
The Imperfections, the Mess, the Truth:
- Altitude Sickness: I never fully adjusted. Headaches, shortness of breath, the works. Drink your water! And listen to your body.
- The Roads: They're not for the faint of heart. Pack motion sickness pills. And be prepared to laugh (or cry) at the state of them.
- Language Barriers: English is spoken, but a little knowledge of Urdu goes a long way. Be friendly, be patient, and embrace the awkward moments.
- The Food: It's rich, it's flavorful, and it's probably not what your stomach is used to. Pace yourself. And try everything. (Except maybe the questionable street food…)
Quirky Observations and Emotional Reactions:
- The locals are the most kind people I've met.
- The silence is so loud.
- I want to move to the mountains and live there.
Final Verdict:
This trip was a mess, it was hard, and it was beautiful. But it was also the most incredible experience of my life. Go to The Hill Town Resort. Go to Skardu. Go, and let it change you. You won't regret it. Just maybe pack some extra oxygen… and a sense of humor. You'll need it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to start planning my return. Because Skardu? It's stolen a piece of my heart. And I don't want it back.
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Escape to Paradise: Skardu's "Unbelievable" Hill Town Resort - Let's Talk! (And I Mean, REALLY Talk)
Okay, so... is this place actually "Paradise?" Because, you know, marketing...
Paradise? Oof, let's just say the marketing team at "Escape to Paradise" (I swear, the irony sometimes...) clearly took a few liberties. It's *gorgeous*. Seriously, the view from my little balcony – once I finally found it, which is another story – was the kind that makes you wanna weep a little. Mountains for days, shimmering lakes you could practically *taste* the fresh air from... But paradise? Nah. More like a slightly-rough-around-the-edges-but-stunning-as-hell-hill-town-resort. Think of it as *Paradise-Adjacent*.
There WAS that one time I saw a yak wander past my window. That's pretty paradisiacal, right? Until I realized I had no idea where the yak came from and I'd probably upset somebody.
The location... is it, y'know, *accessible*? Because I saw some pictures of winding roads...
Accessible? Let's just say the drive is an *adventure*. A bumpy, dusty, slightly-terrifying-but-ultimately-rewarding adventure. It's a winding road alright. Think hairpin turns, sheer drop-offs that make your palms sweat, and drivers who seem to think honking is the answer to... well, everything. But the views? They practically *beg* you to stop and take pictures. Which you will, even if you're clutching the seat like your life depends on it (which it might, at certain points).
My advice? Hire a driver who knows the route. Seriously. I tried "winging it" one time and let's just say my GPS wasn't thrilled. My stomach wasn't thrilled. The goat I nearly hit wasn't thrilled. Learn from my mistakes, people!
Okay, let's talk rooms. What are they *really* like?
The rooms… are a mixed bag. My first one, blessedly, was a spacious little cabin with a fireplace (a huge win when it's chilly). But the hot water? Intermittent at best. And the WiFi? Let's just say it's got a mind of its own. Sometimes it's there, sometimes it's gone, sometimes it teases you with a single bar before abandoning you entirely. I spent more time staring out the window, which – again – wasn’t a *terrible* way to pass time.
The beds were comfy though! And the balcony? A game-changer. I spent hours there just soaking up the scenery. If you're lucky, ask for one with a proper view. It makes all the minor inconveniences pretty negligible.
The food! Is it… edible? Authentic? What about the altitude sickness?
The food is definitely edible! And yes, pretty authentic. Think hearty, flavorful dishes with stuff you’ve probably never heard of. Think a lot of meat and rice and potatoes. I went for the local stuff – definitely try the *momo* (dumplings)! They were amazing. And the *chapshuro* (meat and bread dish) was hearty and delicious. My stomach was fine, but I took some altitude sickness pills just in case. Better safe than sorry, especially when you're so far from a hospital (or good cell service, even).
But the coffee... Oh, the coffee. Let’s just say I've had instant that tasted more… well, *coffee-y*. Pack your own. Trust me. And the water? Stick to bottled. Always.
And about the altitude sickness... yeah, it's real. I spent the first evening feeling like I'd run a marathon, then gotten hit by a bus. Definitely ascend slowly and hydrate like your life depends on it (it kinda does, in the mountains!).
What is there to *do* besides, you know, stare at mountains?
Ah, beyond the awe-inspiring mountain-staring? Plenty! The resort itself has a few things going on, like bonfire nights (which are a HUGE hit, especially when the stars come out and you can't see your own hand) and the occasional cultural performance. But honestly, the *real* activities are outside the hotel.
Go hiking! The trails are stunning, even if you struggle like I do. Visit the nearby lakes – they're a photographer's dream. Experience the local culture. Talk to the people. They're incredibly welcoming and friendly. You can rent a jeep and explore the little towns, too.
One of the best days was spent wandering around the village. I found a tiny little shop selling hand-knitted scarves. And the colors! I bought enough for half my family (and maybe a few for myself). It felt like a proper adventure.
The staff... are they helpful? Friendly? Or do they just want to escape to *their* paradise?
The staff are generally super friendly. They're trying their best. Communication can be a little tricky at times (language barrier!), but they're incredibly accommodating. Sometimes it felt like my request was going to be lost in translation, but they always made an effort. And they always had a smile, even when I had to ask for hot water for the third time.
They're genuinely lovely people, and they definitely contribute to the charm of the place. They’re also super patient, especially with the inevitable "lost in translation" moments! I tried to order toast once; it ended up being a plate of fried potatoes. I ate them anyway. Still, it goes a long way.
Okay, spill it. What's the *biggest* negative? What would you change?
Hands down? The power outages. They happen. Often. And when they do, you're plunged into darkness. Phones die. WiFi disappears. The romance of the mountains is a little less romantic when you're stumbling around in the dark trying to find a flashlight. The generator kicks in eventually, but it takes its sweet time.
I’d also love the option for more vegetarian food at the restaurant. It’s almost entirely meat-focused. And maybe a better coffee machine.
Honestly, though? Those are minor quibbles. The sheer beauty of the place more than makes up for it. It's the kind of "unbelievable" that you'll be telling people about for years. It's just… you know, "unbelievable" with a few imperfections mixed in. And thatYour Stay Hub
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