Unbelievable Baan Phor Bang Kon: Your Samut Songkhram Dream Getaway Awaits!
Unbelievable Baan Phor Bang Kon: Your Samut Songkhram Dream Getaway Awaits!
Unbelievable? More Like Utterly Captivating: My Samut Songkhram Escape at Baan Phor Bang Kon!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on my recent stay at Unbelievable Baan Phor Bang Kon: Your Samut Songkhram Dream Getaway Awaits! And trust me, "unbelievable" barely scratches the surface. Forget those polished, overly-perfect reviews. I’m serving you real – warts and all, because let's be honest, perfection is boring.
First Impressions: The Gateway to Paradise (or at Least, a Really Chill Slice of It)
Getting there? Easy peasy. Accessibility is definitely on point. The location is well-connected, making the journey to this oasis a breeze. (Though, pro-tip, consider the Airport Transfer – saves a bunch of hassle!) The first thing that hits you? The air. Seriously, the air is different. Cleaner. Fresher. Filled with the promise of relaxation.
Cleanliness and Security: Feeling Safe, Not Suffocated
Let’s talk safety, because, let's be real, it’s a big deal. The Cleanliness and safety measures at Baan Phor Bang Kon? They're not just lip service. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays? Check, check, check. They aren't overkill like you might find at other hotels. The staff really cares, and it shows. I saw them regularly sanitizing. Even a little too regularly, but hey, better safe than sorry, right? The Staff trained in safety protocol are everywhere, friendly and helpful. I also noticed CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, offering a feeling of security without feeling like you’re living in a surveillance state. And yeah, there's a 24-hour Front desk and Security [24-hour]. You get the feeling that someone’s always keeping an eye on things. The Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, and Safety/security features are, thankfully, not something I needed to test, but their presence is reassuring.
I also appreciated that they weren't overdoing the whole sanitizing thing. It felt clean, but not sterile. You know? Like, you can actually breathe.
The Room: My Little Sanctuary (and Why I Suddenly Became a Bathrobe Enthusiast)
My room? Oh. My. Goodness. Forget those cramped, minimalist hotel rooms. This was a whole experience. Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's backtrack.
- Available in all rooms: (I'm gonna list EVERYTHING. Get ready.)
- Additional toilet: Nice touch.
- Air conditioning: Essential. You're in Thailand, people.
- Alarm clock: Because you will need to wake up for that incredible breakfast…
- Bathrobes: Guys, I never wore bathrobes before. Now I'm basically living in one. So. Comfortable.
- Bathroom phone: Seriously? Who even uses these?
- Bathtub: Perfect for soaking after a day of exploring. (More on this later.)
- Blackout curtains: Sleep like a baby (or a sloth, like me).
- Carpeting: Soft underfoot.
- Closet: Plenty of space for all my… stuff.
- Coffee/tea maker: Crucial for the morning caffeine fix.
- Complimentary tea: Nice touch.
- Daily housekeeping: Because let's be honest, I make a mess.
- Desk: Good for, like, occasionally checking emails.
- Extra long bed: Finally, a bed where my feet don't dangle off the edge.
- Free bottled water: Hydration is key.
- Hair dryer: A lifesaver for those humid days.
- High floor: Lovely views!
- In-room safe box: For all those precious… things.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Great for families (or a particularly loud group of friends).
- Internet access – LAN: I didn't use this, but it's there!
- Internet access – wireless: Yessss! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (And everywhere else too – see below).
- Ironing facilities: Wrinkles? Not on my vacation!
- Laptop workspace: Fine. Whatever.
- Linens: Soft and clean.
- Mini bar: Tempting. Very, very tempting.
- Mirror: For self-assessment (and selfies).
- Non-smoking: Phew!
- On-demand movies: For those lazy evenings.
- Private bathroom: Obviously.
- Reading light: Excellent.
- Refrigerator: Essential for keeping those drinks chilled.
- Safety/security feature: See above.
- Satellite/cable channels: For when the adventures get boring.
- Scale: (Don’t look!)
- Seating area: Nice for relaxing.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Luxury!
- Shower: Good water pressure.
- Slippers: Plush!
- Smoke detector: Safe and sound.
- Socket near the bed: So convenient for charging.
- Sofa: Extra comfy.
- Soundproofing: Absolute peace and quiet.
- Telephone: Not sure who uses these anymore.
- Toiletries: Smelled divine!
- Towels: Clean and fluffy.
- Umbrella: Because rain happens.
- Visual alarm: Helpful for those who need it.
- Wake-up service: Snooze button, here I come!
- Wi-Fi [free]: Again: Yessss!
- Window that opens: Fresh air! Love it.
The Room decorations added a real sense of place. They felt authentic, not just generic hotel decor. And the Soundproof rooms? Absolute game-changer. I slept like a rock. Which was a good thing, because…
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Waistline's Worst Enemy (and My Taste Buds' Delight)
Okay, confession time: I basically lived at the Restaurants and Poolside bar the entire time. The Asian breakfast and Asian cuisine in restaurant? Incredible. I ate so much I’m probably part-durian by now.
Here's the lowdown:
- A la carte in restaurant: Plenty of choices.
- Alternative meal arrangement: They were happy to accommodate my picky eating, which was a lifesaver!
- Asian breakfast: A MUST.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: Ditto!
- Bar: Hello, cocktails!
- Bottle of water: Always provided. Hydrate, people!
- Breakfast [buffet]: Everything you could want. Western and Asian.
- Breakfast service: Efficient and friendly.
- Buffet in restaurant: See above.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Essential.
- Coffee shop: Good for a quick caffeine fix.
- Desserts in restaurant: Oh. My. Goodness.
- Happy hour: Always a good time!
- International cuisine in restaurant: Something for everyone.
- Poolside bar: Where the magic happens.
- Restaurants: Plural! Choice is good.
- Room service [24-hour]: Perfect for late-night cravings.
- Salad in restaurant: Trying to pretend I’m healthy.
- Snack bar: For the munchies.
- Soup in restaurant: Comfort food at its finest.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Options for everyone.
- Western breakfast: If you're not feeling adventurous.
- Western cuisine in restaurant: See above.
My personal highlight? The Buffet in restaurant, seriously. I'm usually not a buffet person. I like my food prepared with care. But the freshness and variety were something else. And the desserts? Forget about it. I may or may not have eaten five. (Don't judge me. You'll be tempted too.)
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Spa Day Shenanigans and Poolside Bliss
Okay, so I’m not a "sit still and do nothing" kind of person. Thankfully, Baan Phor Bang Kon had plenty to keep me entertained.
- Body scrub: So, I'm not much of a spa person, BUT, I tried the body scrub. I felt like a whole new person afterwards. Seriously. Silky smooth.
- Body wrap: Tempted, but I chickened out. Next time!
Baan Phor Bang Kon Tee: A Messy, Magnificent Ramble
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into Baan Phor Bang Kon Tee, or, you know, that place in Samut Songkhram. Forget your perfectly polished Instagram feeds; this is gonna be… real. Think of it as a chaotic symphony, conducted by a mosquito and fueled by the lingering scent of fish sauce. Let's see if I manage to avoid getting hopelessly and delightfully lost… again.
Day 1: Arrival, Boats, and (Whispered) Prayers
- Morning (9:00 AM): Landed in Suvarnabhumi Airport, bleary-eyed after a red-eye flight where the guy next to me snored like a rusty engine. Seriously, I think I dreamt of him. Grabbed a taxi – pray for a good driver. Bangkok traffic is… an experience.
- Mid-day (12:00 PM): Reached Baan Phor Bang Kon Tee… eventually. The drive was lovely, once we got out of Bangkok. The air smells different out here - a damp, green, and alive kind of smell. The taxi driver kept pointing at temples and muttering, I think he was praying for me to get there safely.
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Found a tiny, rickety restaurant overlooking the river. Food? Divine! I inhaled plate of Pad Thai, so good I nearly forgot my manners (almost). Watched a local woman meticulously debone a fish while chatting on her phone. That level of multitasking is a Thai superpower, I swear.
- Afternoon (2:30 PM): THE FLOATING MARKET. Okay, this is the reason I chose this place. It was a bit… touristy? But still utterly captivating. I got jostled around by a kid on a longtail boat who kept yelling, but I bought some freshly made coconut ice cream and completely forgot to care. It was sunshine, the murmur of the river, and the deliciousness of pure, simple joy.
- Late Afternoon (4:30 PM): Wandered through the temple grounds. They are beautifully serene in the late afternoon sun, and I even heard a whispered prayer. Found a quiet corner, sat, and soaked in the atmosphere. I'm not a religious person, but there's something about these places that stills the frantic whirring in my brain.
- Evening (6:30 PM): Checked into my guesthouse. Charming, small, and with the most ridiculously squeaky bed ever. I’m pretty sure the bed is laughing at me because I’m old. Dinner at the guesthouse: AMAZING. The chef (who looked about 12) made the most incredible green curry. Ate way too much, like a glutton.
Day 2: Fireflies, Fish Fights, and Philosophical Musings… and a Mosquito, dammit!
- Morning (8:00 AM): Woke up to the rooster singing (screaming) his morning song. Breakfast (sticky rice, mango, oh yeah!) felt like a reward. This place is really starting to grow on me.
- Morning (9:30 AM): Tried to visit the salt farms. Got lost, again. My internal compass clearly needs calibrating. Ended up taking some pictures of the local people and the water. The water is full of the boatmen, and I am pretty sure this is where I would have been, had I not visited them - no, I would regret this decision.
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Found another little place. This one was a hidden gem! The owner spoke zero English, but we somehow managed to order delicious prawns and rice. The international language of good food is real!
- Afternoon (2:30 PM): I went to see the fireflies. Okay, so this was a boat trip out into the mangroves at dusk, and it was truly magical. Hundreds of tiny, twinkling lights illuminating the trees. It felt like being in a dream. I could have stayed there forever.
- Late Afternoon (4:30 PM): Visited a temple. Saw some of those fish that fight. Not so good with the fish. Just kept thinking how cruel the world is sometimes.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner, and a beer. Watched fireflies, again. Got bit by a mosquito. Dammit!
Day 3: The Train Market and a Sad Farewell
- Morning (7:00 AM): Woke up early to visit the famous Maeklong Railway Market. It's as chaotic, crowded, and utterly brilliant as everyone says. Watching the train slowly roll through the market, vendors frantically pulling their stalls back, is a sight you'll never forget. It’s brilliant, it’s absurd, and it's… beautiful, somehow. Got some delicious mango sticky rice (again).
- Morning (9:00 AM): Another temple visit. I feel like I am supposed to get something out of it, but it's all just too much to take away, so I just keep wondering through, just watching, and taking in some fresh air.
- Late Morning (11:00 AM): Found a little shop selling handmade crafts. Spent way too much money on souvenirs I probably don’t need. But hey, supporting locals!
- Lunch (1:00 PM): One last meal at my favourite eatery.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Saying goodbye is always a bit bittersweet. The guesthouse owner gave me a hug. Actually felt a little teary-eyed. This place, this little corner of Thailand, has gotten under my skin.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Train to Bangkok to catch my flight. The smells and sounds are already fading, but the feeling… that's going to last.
Final Thoughts:
Baan Phor Bang Kon Tee isn't perfect. It's a bit rough around the edges, the air is thick with humidity, and the mosquito bites are a persistent reminder of my clumsy vulnerability. But it’s real. It's honest. It's alive in a way that few places are. It’s a place to get gloriously lost, to overeat, to have your heart unexpectedly touched, and to remember that the most beautiful moments are often the messiest. Would I go back? Absolutely. In a heartbeat. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go scratch this mosquito bite…
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Okay, Baan Phor Bang Kon... Is it REALLY as magical as everyone says? (And should *I* actually go?)
What's the DEAL with the floating market? Is it just a tourist trap?
What kind of accommodation can I expect? Like, are we talking luxury, budget... or something in between? And, um, is there aircon?
Food, glorious food! What can I expect to eat? (And how spicy is SPICY?)
Is it easy to get around Baan Phor Bang Kon? I don't want to be stuck somewhere!
What should I pack? Don't want to be *that* tourist!
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