OMG! This Minneapolis Hotel Blew My Mind! (Cambria Downtown Review)
OMG! This Minneapolis Hotel Blew My Mind! (Cambria Downtown Review)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from a Minneapolis adventure and, well, OMG! This Minneapolis Hotel Blew My Mind! (Cambria Downtown Review) is NOT your average hotel critique. This is going to be less "objective analysis" and more "frenzied recounting of a phenomenal stay." Seriously, I'm still buzzing.
Let's just get this out of the way: I'm talking about the Cambria Hotel Downtown Minneapolis. Don't call me basic, but I'm calling this spot a total WIN.
Accessibility is Stellar (and a Relief!)
First things first, because, you know, life happens and access NEEDS to be taken seriously. The Cambria Downtown hit the mark on accessibility. I appreciated how easy it was to navigate, from the entrance to the elevators to the rooms.
- Wheelchair Accessible: YUP. Paths are wide, everything is within reach. Made getting around so much more straightforward.
- Elevator: Essential, and obviously available. So, so important.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They've got your back.
Cleanliness and Safety: They REALLY Care
Look, I'm not gonna lie, with everything these days, I was a little anxious. BUT the Cambria totally rocked the safety game.
- Anti-viral cleaning products? Check.
- Daily Disinfection in common areas? Yep.
- Hand Sanitizer Everywhere? You betcha.
- Staff trained in safety protocol? Absolutely.
- Rooms sanitized between stays? They were VERY transparent about their cleaning procedures.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Smart!
- Cashless Payment Service: A lifesaver and a convenience!
Okay, so I'm a bit of a germaphobe. BUT I found it refreshing. They didn’t skip a beat. They had a lot of measures in place, and it made me feel a LOT more comfortable. This isn't just lip service, people!
OMG, the Room (and all those Amenities!)
My room? Let's just say I didn't want to leave. EVER. Seriously.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Obviously a must. Stay connected! (And work like a boss.)
- Air Conditioning: Essential.
- Blackout Curtains: I love a good blackout curtain.
- Comfortable bed, Desk, Seating area: I could totally call this place home.
- Hair Dryer, Mini Bar, Refrigerator, Coffee/tea maker: All those little touches? Made a big difference! I hate needing to go downstairs everyday for coffee!
- In-room safe box: A smart standard, always.
I swear, I could have lived in that room forever and been perfectly happy. It was my own little oasis. But wait, there's more…
- Bathroom phone This is pure luxury, people!
- Extra long bed: For the taller guests!
- Bathrobes A great touch.
- Slippers Another great touch.
- Towels: So fluffy!
- Complimentary tea: Perfection.
- Free bottled water: Hydration is important.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Taste Buds Were Thrilled!
Okay, food. This is where the Cambria really shines. And I’m not one to be easily impressed.
- Restaurants, Bar, Poolside bar: Options galore!
- Breakfast [buffet]: I'm a sucker for a good buffet, and this one didn't disappoint.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: This is important to me.
- Room Service [24-hour]: Because sometimes, you just want to stay in your pajamas and order pancakes at 3 AM.
- Snack Bar: Perfect for those late-night cravings. I might have indulged a couple of times.
- Alternative meal arrangement Accommodates all types of diets!
I'm going to talk about the Poolside Bar I was so impressed with this spot. The bartenders were awesome and they could make anything. The cocktails were on point. It's a total vibe! The prices were reasonable, and the view was stunning!
Wellness and Relaxation: I Almost Moved In!
- Fitness center: I tried to use it. I did a few reps. Good equipment.
- Swimming Pool, Pool with view: This is a HUGE plus. Just gorgeous.
- Spa/sauna: I'm not a huge spa person (too high-maintenance for me!), but it’s there if you want a little more pampering.
My goal for this trip was to RELAX, and boy did I. I took a nap by the pool and sipped a fancy cocktail. I felt like a new person when I left!
Services, Conveniences, and Stuff That Makes Life Easier
- 24-hour Front Desk: Life saver!
- Daily Housekeeping: Fresh towels every day? Yes, please!
- Concierge: Helpful and knowledgeable. Made a great coffee shop to visit!
- Contactless check-in/out: Fast and easy.
- Luggage Storage: They didn’t bat an eye at my gigantic suitcase.
- Laundry service: I didn’t use it, but good to know it's available.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Perfect for picking up a little something to remember your trip.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: So convenient. Parking is not something I look forward to and this hotel really delivered.
- Airport transfer: Nice option if you don't want to drive or take a taxi.
Overall Vibe: Seriously, I Loved It!
This hotel feels fresh, modern, and actually FUN. It's not stuffy or pretentious. It’s got a friendly, inviting atmosphere. The staff were super helpful and friendly. There was zero attitude. That's HUGE, people!
My Honest Take:
Even the minor imperfections are forgivable. No place is perfect, but this Cambria property really knows how to create a quality hotel experience.
THE ULTIMATE OFFER: Book Your Minneapolis Escape NOW!
Are you ready to experience the Minneapolis magic? Then don't miss out! Book your stay at the Cambria Hotel Downtown Minneapolis TODAY! You'll be treated to:
- Amazing Rates: I'm not a travel agent but check it out on your own!
- Luxurious Rooms: Comfort, style, and everything you need for an unforgettable stay.
- On-Site Dining & Drinks: From casual bites to delicious meals and amazing cocktails.
- Relaxation & Fun: A stunning pool with views, a fitness center, and so much more!
- Unbeatable Location: Explore everything Minneapolis has to offer.
Don’t wait another minute! Click the link below to book your stay and prepare to have your mind BLOWN! (And maybe meet me there for a cocktail?) Seriously, you won't regret it. This place deserves all the hype! And seriously, the location? PERFECT. Close to everything!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a gloriously messy, wonderfully imperfect trip to Minneapolis, all starting and ending right in the heart of it all, at the Cambria Hotel Downtown. Consider this less an itinerary and more…a survival guide, peppered with the occasional existential crisis.
Day 1: Arrival, Accidental Brunch, and the Quest for Caffeine
- 1:00 PM: Touchdown at MSP. Smooth sailing! (Knock on wood – I’m notoriously bad and forgetting stuff at airport.) Taxi to Cambria. Honestly, the hotel looks decent from the outside. Praying the bed isn’t lumpy. (See: Past travel traumas).
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. This is where I usually mess something up, like accidentally booking a smoking room or forgetting my ID. Cross fingers… Okay, all good! Room key acquired. Time to leave baggage and roam.
- 2:00 PM: Scavenger hunt for brunch. My stomach is already staging a protest. Google Maps leads me astray (surprise, surprise), and after a grueling five blocks of aimlessly wandering, I stumble upon a place called… Hell's Kitchen. Okay, I'm intrigued. Place itself is, well, very "Minneapolis." I walk into it…
- 2:30 PM: Brunch at Hell's Kitchen = Genius! The food is delicious, not-too-heavy, and the staff is amazing. I swear, I heard a band tuning up in the kitchen. (If this is Hell, sign me up.) They had a spicy bloody mary that almost burned my face off, but tasted like a freaking goddess!
- 4:00 PM: The caffeine craving hits. Hard. Back to the hotel, and realize I completely forgot to check where the coffee is. I head to the lobby, where they happily provide me the coffee. The coffee is okay, not great, but I'll take it.
- 5:00 PM: Check out the hotel amenities. I found a cute little gym, which I will not be using. (I'm on vacation, okay?)
- 6:00 PM: I'm thinking I'm gonna head out to search for some dinner. I will probably going to head out to a brewery!
Day 2: Art, Adventure, & the Rollercoaster of Feelings
- 9:00 AM: Wake up. I did not oversleep! (This is a major win for me.) First things first, coffee, coffee, coffee. Thank god for the hotel's in-room coffee maker.
- 10:00 AM: Head for the Minneapolis Institute of Art (Mia). I'm not a huge art person, but I figured I should pretend to be cultured for a day.
- 11:00 AM: Mia. Okay, I was genuinely impressed. The sheer scale of some of these pieces is mind-blowing. I spent an embarrassing amount of time staring at a painting of a cat. (Don’t judge me, it was a good cat painting.)
- 1:00 PM: Lunch situation. The museum cafe is…underwhelming. I eat a sad sandwich, reflect on life choices, and vow to find something truly delicious later.
- 2:00 PM: Time to wander around the Minneapolis Sculpture Garden. More art, more posing. The Spoonbridge and Cherry is a must-see for obligatory Instagram posts. I may or may not have accidentally kissed someone for my picture.
- 3:00 PM: River walk! I am not sure about the place that I went to, but the riverwalk itself is not bad.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. I will find a place at Eat Street.
Day 3: Goodbye, Minneapolis (For now, at least…)
- 9:00 AM: Last morning in Minneapolis. Sigh. I really do love it. I need to find a coffee.
- 10:00 AM: Time to pack. I probably need to buy another suitcase at the airport.
- 12:00 PM: Check out. Farewell, Cambria. You weren't perfect, but you were home for a bit.
- 1:00 PM: Head to MSP. The airport is not the best.
- 2:00 PM: Flight boarding. I'm out.
This is not just a travel itinerary. This is a journey, a cathartic release, a testament to the fact that travel is messy, unpredictable, and occasionally, utterly delightful. Embrace the chaos, the unexpected, and the inevitable moments of "what was I thinking?" And, for the love of all that is holy, remember to pack your charger!
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So, What's the DEAL with this Cambria Hotel, Anyway? Is it ACTUALLY mind-blowing or are you just being dramatic?
Okay, dramatic, yes. But mind-blowing? Potentially. Look, I'm a simple person, right? I like a clean room, a decent coffee, and a pillow that *doesn't* feel like a brick. The Cambria? It delivered on all of those things. (Side note: the coffee? AMAZING. I swear I'm still dreaming about it.) But it was more than that. It had this... vibe. This *je ne sais quoi* that made me actually enjoy being in a hotel room. I know, I sound like a cheesy travel blogger. But seriously, the whole experience felt... elevated. It wasn't just functional; it was enjoyable. And after a rough week? That's a game changer.
What even *was* good about it? Details, woman, details!
Alright, alright, details. First off, the lobby. Forget the sterile, corporate hotel lobbies of my past. This place had this… *cool* energy. Like, the kind of cool where you feel instantly less stressed. And the decor? Modern, but not in that pretentious, "we-only-have-things-made-of-uncomfortable-looking-steel" way. It was warm, inviting, and actually *comfortable*. The room itself was spacious, with a killer view of the downtown skyline. And the shower! The *shower* was a revelation. Seriously, after traveling for days you just wanna scrub away all the bad vibes. This shower did that. It's one of the best showers I've ever been in. I almost wanted to take pictures of it.
What about the downsides? No place is perfect… right? (Please tell me it wasn't *completely* flawless)
Okay, okay, you got me. It *wasn't* perfect. Nothing ever is, and honestly, that's life right? First, the parking situation. It's downtown Minneapolis, so duh, parking is a *nightmare*. The hotel does offer valet, but the line could be long. I ended up walking like, a mile from some random parking garage because I was cheap. (I’m a frugal traveler, what can I say?). Second, the elevators were…slow. I mean, *slow*. There were a few times I considered taking the stairs, which I’d regret later on. Also, the restaurant, while stylish, was a *tad* pricey. I’m talking, "should I eat or pay rent" levels of pricey. I ate there once, and the food was good, but not "mortgage payment" good.
Okay, so, the Coffee is amazing. But WHAT ABOUT the amenities? Like the gym or pool?
Alright. The gym looked…fine? I'm not a gym person, let's be real. I peeked in once, saw some treadmills and weights, and promptly went back to my room to eat more mini muffins from the breakfast buffet. The pool? I actually didn’t see one. I guess I was so blown away by the rest of the hotel that I forgot to look. That's possibly a slight flaw in the "mindblowing" argument, I guess. But did I miss it? Nah. The *vibe* of the hotel was more important. Look, I wasn't there to work out, I was there to be pampered. And on that front, the Cambria delivered. Plus I walked a lot, so it all evened out, right?
So, the view? You mentioned that. What was it *really* like?
The view was… *chef's kiss*. Seriously. I had a room on a high floor (which I think helped with the whole "mind-blowing" feeling). Big windows, and a panoramic view of the city skyline. Now, I’m from a small town, so city skylines still get me hyped. At night, the lights were amazing. During the day, it was this huge, expansive feeling. I sat by that window for probably an hour, just…staring. Drinking my amazing coffee (I know, I'm obsessed). It was perfect. And I needed that. I think I might've shed a happy tear, I'm not gonna lie. Okay, maybe two. I was *that* affected.
Would you go back?
YES! Absolutely. In a heartbeat. I'm already dreaming of going back. Even the parking issues, the somewhat slow elevators, the *price* of the food… none of them really mattered. The overall experience was just so good. The comfort, the view, the *coffee…*. Okay, I should probably be a little more objective, but this wasn't just a hotel, it was…a *moment*. I highly recommend it. Just…maybe bring a book for the elevator ride.
Anything else we should know, random observation?
Oh! During my stay, I actually saw a professional hockey player in the elevator. Not kidding. Or maybe he looked like one. Either way, the whole experience just felt… elevated. I remember thinking, "Wow, even the hockey players know where to stay." (Okay, maybe he wasn't a hockey player, but still!). Oh! And the staff! SO friendly. Not that forced, corporate-friendly, but genuinely seemed happy to be there. That's always a plus. And I can't emphasize this enough: the coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Okay, I’m done now.
You said it "blew your mind." That's super subjective. Did it ACTUALLY *do* anything?
Okay, deep breath. It didn't make me win the lottery. It didn't cure cancer. But it did something… smaller, maybe. It reminded me that even in the everyday chaos of life, moments of genuine enjoyment are possible. It gave me a little escape, a little peace. It made me feel… happy. And sometimes, that's enough. Maybe “blew my mind” is hyperbolic. But it definitely improved my mood a *lot*. And in this crazy world, that’s a win for me.
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